"Any woman with a purse that big has got to have something in it that I don’t wanna know about."

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Someone told me Alexander Skarsgard isn’t that cute.

littleemopenguin:

WHAT!?

Are you blind?

Exhibit A - His amazing eyes. You could seriously get lost in them forever.

Exhibit B - His beautiful smile.

Exhibit C - That Body

I could go on and on about all the things that make Alexander attractive, but I don’t have the damned time.

But c’mon he’s Alexander Freaking Skarsgard, he’s inhumanely perfect. (haha)

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readbehindthelines:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

this is FANTASTIC

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qorquss:

Dopppeeeeeee #dope #apple (Taken with instagram)

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i know “(

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